No, I'm not discussing Kurt Vonnegut, in case you were wondering.
A colleague of mine who just got back from NY told me that, whenever Paris Hilton was mentioned on TV, the prefix "jailbird" was attached to her name. Sure, the girl must've found it a lot more difficult than The Simple Life in there. But think about this: this is publicity you can't buy.
My prediction is that, within a year, Paris is gonna launch a new line of fashion accessories called Jailbird. It might even have gaudy pink handbags that say "That's hot" in her voice when opened. Remember: you heard it here first.
Okay, I was kidding about the handbags.
Okay, I wasn't. Paris might actually do that and make tons of money on it. In which case I want a cut.